This is Roy. Roy is our boy. But he isn’t my boy, In fact I fucking hate him. He is a faggot. This is Eliwood. He made Roy He made a mistake He’s a bastard. He’s my best friend and didn’t show up when I needed him most. When I was fighting dragons, he was nowhere. Faggot didn’t come himself, and sent his ugly son instead… which gave me a stroke and I died. These are Roy’s potential mothers. Eliwood had the choice to choose between an autistic half-dragon, some dank commander pussy, or Lyn. This is Lilina, my daughter. She is my heart and soul, and I will be damned to give her to some faggot cunt named Roy. This is me, Hector. I died. I fought dragons by myself, and Eliwood never came. Faggot. Asshole. I almost broke out of the dungeon myself, and then I saw Roy. I instantly died cause I saw his face up close. These are my wai-vies Expensive puss, Lyn, and scaredy cat. Now, why am I telling you this? I have a secret, and I died before I could say it. but I was brought to Fire Emblem Heroes, and now I can speak out. Roy’s mother is Fiora, and Lilina’s mother is not Lyn. I fucking forgot, I was drunk. Anyway, dat means Roy and Lilina are related by blood and dat’s fucking gross. How are they related by blood? Because these three girls are sisters, and that makes Roy Lilina’s cousin. Fuck you, Roy, you gay cunt. GG too easy don’t touch my daughter.